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It's official! I'm preggo! That's right -- I'm a knocked up whore. And we all know I'm carrying a black man's baby! Who's? I have NO idea! I mean I go through a list during this week's update, and if you want to e-mail me any names I might have skipped, go ahead. What news! I'm knocked up by the Black Man! I am so excited!! I can't wait to tell everyone I know! Even my boyfriend! He's white, and he pays my bills and takes me shopping and lets me please myself with the black man. Now he'll have a