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I didn't spend all those years earning my degree in Psychology just to hear people bitch and moan about their issues. Day after day my couch is occupied by someone complaining about something or another. I have this new patient, Derek Skeeter, and he's come to me because he's a hopeless romantic. Derek claims that girls just want him for the massive appendage that takes up room in his pants, and, of course, curiosity got the best of me. I figured that since my husband has been neglecting me that