Sarah Vandella fans, time for you to settle in, grab a towel, and get ready to wonder where 21 minutes went! I'm out tanning in my tiny bikini when a friendly fireman walks up to be friendly. I get him a cold water and start playing with his big hat, and that's when I sort of hit him with an oh, by the way, Mister Random Fireman, you can definitely fuck this pornstar, right now, in my house.